The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours!"
Potential Church Signs:
Little John the Baptist:
“Whoever receives one little child like this in My name receive Me." -Matthew 18:5
He had the cat sitting quietly and he was preaching to it. She smiled and went about her work. A while later she heard loud meowing and hissing and ran back to the open window to see Johnny baptizing the cat in a tub of water.
She called out, "Johnny, stop that! The cat is afraid of water!"
Johnny looked up at her and said, "He should have thought about that before he joined my church."
I basically stole these from the church website of St. Luke the Evangelist Orthodox Church in Palos Hills, IL...much thanks to them for their humorous items on the website, check them all out!
-A Day in the Life of the Youth Director